Zhao Lusi simulates wedding performance, so romantic I Mars Intelligence Agency Season
Long-distance relationships are hard to maintain, has become a problem for many people on earth. Oh, Long-distance relationships are According to statistics, no matter how long it lasts, Eighty percent of young people have experienced long-distance love. The probability of breaking up in long-distance relationships is ninety percent. let’s see what everyone thinks what methods can be used to solve this problem? How far is considered long-distance? Chaoyang and Haidian districts are also considered. The key is the number and frequency of meetings. Yes. I think every time Sister Le is on a business trip, it’s the beginning of a long-distance relationship. Oh, it’s buried here. Sister Le went on a business trip to Zhuzhou. and came back as a long-distance relationship, right? It’s half a day. Just go buy some food. Wow, that’s too exaggerated. Why don’t you say even going to the bathroom is a long-distance? What? Going to the bathroom. the moment you turn around. Wow, that’s too exaggerated. Director, we have no story anymore. Give the medal to the director. This proposal is over. Miaomiao to ha ha ha. Director, actually, I think in our era, the long-distance relationships back then were the real long-distance relationships. But now, long-distance relationships just need one thing, which is Wi-Fi. Yes. 对 Our long-distance relationship back then was just phone calls. And if it was in different countries, it was even more troublesome to make calls. and it was expensive. We couldn’t afford to call. My long-distance relationship was very expensive. Oh, really? There was also a PHS called Daxingtong. Have you used it? I haven’t used it. No. We had QQ when we were in a long-distance relationship. QQ can video chat. How dare I video chat? Ha ha ha. At least I have to let him feel me. Personality charm is inseparable from me. I left after I opened the video. Ha ha ha. No, no. Because he is a stranger. We broke up after meeting once. Ha ha ha, I took a USB drive over there. and the USB drive contained my performances. and showed him. I said, look, I often perform in shows. I don’t know why I showed myself like this. It’s so weird. Do you know what was the most outrageous thing? He watched our entire party. and fell in love with another male singer. He just watched. He asked who this person was. I said, what’s his name? What’s his name? He is my friend. He really found my phone while I was sleeping and wrote down the man’s phone number. He took advantage of you sleeping. Hey, wait, wait. He said, explain. Let’s hear your stories about long-distance relationships. Ha ha ha. Mengchen, have you ever been in a long-distance relationship? I had a long-distance relationship boyfriend before. He was special. He is very insecure. He called me. He said, where are you? I’m at home, and he said, are you really at home? I said, of course I am. Okay, now ask your dog to bark. Okay. Then, after a while, he called me again. I said I’m at home. I’m recording a show, or somewhere else. He said he didn’t believe it. Then you hang up now. Make a three gesture on the phone right away, and take a photo for me. and send it to me. Because normally you take two photos. He said you should take a photo of three, or eight pouting, seven. it can prove Even if you were there, right? Yes. Oh my god. So you took the initiative to break up with him? Yes, we broke up. Who can stand that? You can’t finish the action, hahaha. Then you do handstand. I want to see you do a handstand now. Do a split. and then bend the sixth eyelash up for me. No. When he came home after this relationship, he was like this. Ha ha ha, I’m back. Do you know? When you meet such a person, your mental stress is too great. and you are in a state of collapse every day. When the phone rings, you will feel scared. For me, at that time, Every time the phone rings, it’s another call. It’s so scary, the phone is ringing again. Ha ha ha. Hey, hey, hey. Get ready to do the action. Ah ha ha ha. What’s the action today? I think people’s insecurity about long-distance relationships have such a great sense of insecurity. this state. I disagree with it. Because I am the one who got married after a long-distance relationship. I succeeded. My wife and I experienced a year of long-distance love. Then she came to Beijing. and worked together with me. We have experienced many such things. but there was never a sense of distrust. The mutual belief between two people is very important. If you have other thoughts, what’s the point of being together? Even if you are in the same city, it’s useless. Right, the two of them can’t get together in the end. Because she would marry me, and I won’t marry anyone else. So, you what do you have to doubt? Yes. Take Jin Zhiwen’s medal. Ha ha ha, meow meow. Here. Okay, okay, okay. I think all agents can understand the hardships of Earthlings’ long-distance love. Agents, Next, please come up with your Martian solutions. Who is the first one? This is very humanized. A couple about to be separated and start a long-distance relationship, it’s very painful. We usually describe this kind of pain we use abstract words, such as heart-wrenching, Oh, it’s heartbroken. heartbroken, But can the other person feel your pain? No, in fact, earth’s technology has proved that when your emotions fluctuate too much, it will affect the pain in your organs. But everyone’s pain perception is different. You can’t make the other person feel your pain. You can’t empathize with others. So, My solution is to be broken. Wow! It’s immediately clear. It really has all the internal organs. heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys. It’s so beautiful. Your internal organs. You are a girl wearing such a dress. Yes, and your heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys are exposed. Ha ha ha. When in love, everyone misses each other, the painful places are really different. Next, I need Yang Di’s cooperation. Let’s pretend to be a couple. We’re about to part. I’ll play Du Haitao. First, Could you please not go? Your warmth is so close. and take my heart away. This heart is connected to him. He can feel my heart even if he holds it. I miss him so much. Ha ha ha. My heart hurts so much. Ha ha ha, where are you? It hurts so much. Ha ha ha. Mengchen is like this. It hurts so much that I threw it out. Do you miss me so much? It hurts so much, I really miss you. I miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you. Go to hell. It’s very intuitive let the other person feel that at this moment I’ll show you my heartache. To be honest, I couldn’t believe it before. When you really miss someone, you will cry with pain. and your heart feels like it’s being torn apart. Have you ever had it? Yes, yes, it’s heart-wrenching. It’s a heart-wrenching feeling. It’s hard to breathe. Yes. Isn’t there a song? Missing is a pain that can breathe. It really hurts the organs. Yes. But actually, I think the greater pain is missing. The torment of missing people. these scenes that linger in my mind. Yes, it’s the mind. I want to ask you a question. I think the pain perception of boys and girls is completely different. Just because I’m in a long-distance relationship. and I’m next to him. and he came to me. Today, ha ha ha. I found that at the airport, girls really cried until their makeup was ruined, but the boy just held her. So I want to know I think whether boys and girls have different pain points. I just want to know if two people are together, if one person cries, the other one will not cry. It’s impossible for both of them to cry together. Airport. seems to be a place where girls cry. I think it’s a place to witness true love. Can’t we do it at the high-speed rail station? International love. Actually, I directed and acted it myself. I wrote a song called Saying Goodbye with Tears. Yes, this song is so beautiful. When others celebrated their birthdays, Feng Ge he sang three songs of I Love You So Much. Wife. My colleague almost got divorced. Wow, did you know? You were there during that time. which touched his heart. Although I am very happy now, but I wrote that sad song at that time. I really wanted to express that feeling from the bottom of my heart. When his train was leaving, when he was crying, You can’t cry. Because if both of you cry, it would be hard to control the scene. It will get out of control. When you really leave, when you can’t see me, I will cry. So I wrote this song called Saying Goodbye with Tears. Zhiwen once promised me that if I saw you next time, I will give you this song. and then I’ll sing it to you. You cry for me to see. Ah. So your long-distance relationship makes your kidney hurt? I have mortgaged my kidney to someone else. Yangyang is beautiful. Lamb kidneys are great. Ah, what’s wrong with you? to ease the sad mood. and beautiful. Eating sheep kidneys is unexpected. Ha ha ha, what does this have to do with long-distance love? It’s obviously the kidney taken from the beautiful woman just now. You insisted that it was a sheep kidney. and you even roasted it and ate it. Because I gave my kidney to someone, it hurts. So I need to replenish it. Ha ha ha, okay, okay, okay. Let’s not talk about lamb kidneys. So, look at Yang Di, Yang Di. Nowadays, when you mention Yang Di, I feel a bit Ha ha ha. Yang Di, your son will be called Yang Ya Zi in the future. Ha ha ha. I think his concept is good. It can make the other person feel that that when I’m thinking of you, my heart is actually hurting. You can tell him. But sometimes it’s just verbal, but not the feeling in your heart. Xuefu, will you feel pain in your heart? Heart. You too. Yeah, basically. Do you have any other solutions? Sometimes, you can smell the taste of victory when you take a breath. Wait a minute. It’s the taste of kidneys. Ha ha ha, I knew it. Ha ha ha, I think today I will definitely get a that medal. First of all, all the proposals just now I think they are just a fantasy. Some ideas are good, but the execution was too poor. Let me tell you, in this round, I don’t think the four teachers can even choose two. Ha ha ha, as long as you stay calm, it’s very likely that both of them will be yours. You’ll get it directly. Ha ha ha, that’s the case. I think the success rate of long-distance relationships is too low. From the perspective of animal bionics, he yawns. Ha ha ha, give me a warm warm look. Ha ha ha. First, I ask if you have this experience. After two people have been apart for a year, you imagine that today I’m going to pick up my lover. he will see me at the first sight in the crowd. Then we will look at each other. Then we will slowly walk towards each other. touch each other’s face, and then kiss. That would be the most perfect reunion. But in fact, the plane will be delayed for three hours. You can’t get your luggage when you arrive. and the luggage is lost. So the reunion you imagined will never match your actual reunion. Oh, really. I suddenly thought of something. Because once, Haitao and I hadn’t seen each other for two months. And then, I thought we would meet at the airport. and we would give each other a big hug. and say I missed you so much. We haven’t seen each other for so long. But when we met, We didn’t hug or shake hands. You know, Ms. Shen, hello. No, he hesitated for a long time and said he said, are you doing well recently? It’s just because we haven’t seen each other for so long. It’s really different from what you imagined. The two of them were actually a little estranged. His tone had already been set. I said, um, it’s fine. and how about you? Then he said you should reform yourself well, right? Ha ha ha. It will be awkward to see you again in two months. Really, really. So the Mars solution I proposed is great. It can improve the quality of the quality of your reunion. and make your reunion quality very high. Even if you don’t see each other for the next ten years, you will still remember the beauty of this reunion. So the Mars solution I bring today is the perfect reunion. Formula for reunion. Let’s now enter the package experience time. Okay, you need a a female companion, and let Ruth help us, okay? Ruth, come here. Let’s experience it. Let me tell you, They are at the station. Xiaolou waited for him for a long time here. and waited for him to get off. Then the station was crowded with people. and there were many people. The experience begins with a crowd. Crowd, ha ha ha. Come on, move, move. Go, go. Where’s my car? Where’s my car? Pass the head well. Enough enough enough. Are there enough people? Okay, the car is here. Get off the car. Xiaolong, Lu Sisi. Have you been waiting long? Uh, not really. I just arrived. You’ve lost weight. Oh, no. I missed you so much. Oh. I just think as a new agent, I need to learn from Xiaolou. Let’s change seats. Come on. I think Xiaolong really changed. Come on. You have to have it. You can change it only if you have it. Later, my second team appeared. Ah. So romantic, congratulations. Wait a minute, you two. there’s another surprise. It’s Guo Zi Yi Hao BeiYingMei Ai Jia milk powder. It adds triple lactoferrin formula. When you have children in the future, if they drink it, it can enhance the baby’s resistance and promote iron absorption. In short, it’s very good. The pink can is really beautiful. Congratulations. Thank you, Director. That’s my proposal. It’s very good. And, It has also inspired the emotions of everyone here. In fact, whether people are in a long-distance relationship really need romance. I think this idea is very, very good. Yes, this idea is good. This Ruth is also good. Ha ha ha, yes. It’s really good. Next, we will listen to For us earthlings, solutions to the pain of long-distance relationships. Then, the four of you think which one has the value of further research and development. There is a British philosopher philosopher named Ludwig Wittgenstein he came up with an idea idea that is almost the same as Shen Mengchen. Wow! He thought of putting your heart, lungs, eyes, skin, all the receptors all over the planet. One in London, one in the Antarctic, and then evenly distribute everyone’s organs. If these organs and the cerebral cortex are connected to WiFi, your love is my love. and my love is your love. So everyone’s fate is connected. Okay. Uncle Miao represents our best choice is Agent Mengchen. Congratulations, Shen Mengchen. Since our topic today is to solve the problem of insignificance, we should start by paying more attention to newcomers. Let’s start with the excellent Xikang. Xikang is excellent. and has won the medal. Great. Did you shed a tear of bitterness when crawling on the ground? Did you cry? No, no, no. Actually, at that time, I wanted to show it in a fun way. But I don’t know why. maybe I didn’t show it well. Did you see it? But it’s okay. I was like this when I first crawled. We all went through this. Next time, don’t be afraid. just move forward. you will be more and more brave. the better you will be. Okay, I will keep working hard. Next time. Lou Zibo, Lou Zibo. Xiaolong, let me tell you. Look. how they communicate with each other privately. You can also have eye contact with our new agents. have eye contact. Right, we can encourage each other. We don’t have a style when we communicate privately. No, you excluded me. No. It’s mainly because of his performance that we communicate. Ha ha ha, I think today, Feng has really found his own character. The song of lamb kidney. Eat sheep kidney to replenish. To be honest, Feng hasn’t rushed forward for several episodes. He finally rushed out. I really tried my best today. and I laughed so hard that my face hurt. It’s rare to be beaten by the striker. Mainly because of that song. Ha ha ha, it’s that song. Next, Let’s talk about Deputy Director Xue. Deputy Director Xue had a hard time today. I actually really like this microphone. Although there were many mistakes, but the melon seeds inside were really because I was hungry. I made a mistake and he was furious. Yes. I’m sorry, this is the first time I’ve collapsed on stage. I tell you. You messed up. If it was a little bit, the dry ice would have been a disaster. Yeah, I was supposed to spin with him and say, I’m so happy. Is the atmosphere good? After throwing flowers, I said, ah, you, I told you not to come out. I told you not to come out. You caught a cold. After catching a cold, I went back to get him dry ice. Ah, it’s so hot. Look, you’re so hot. This is the joke. Then I threw him on the ground. After throwing him on the ground, he got sick. After he got sick, I pressed his temples. After pressing the temple, I covered him with a white cloth to let him die. Wow. There is a story. Yes, I won’t say it. This is really the best prop. You can even break this today. You did your best, hahaha. I like you like this. New agent confronts old agent. Great, next one. Okay, next one. Next one is me. The last scene of the gathering, We need to ask him. The director had already said Look, only one of these four is positive. so he just chose one. It was obvious that he was doomed. Actually, the director was guiding at that time. the Earth representative was not on the right track. That’s great, ha ha ha. I think it was the three men. The Earth representative is jealous of me. What do they envy you? Just handsome. Ha ha ha, Brother Jie passed. today’s fact I have a hunch. I feel like you won’t win this season, ha ha ha. Oh, no, no, no. Your prediction is not accurate. You may not win in your life. Ha ha ha, so annoying. Let’s talk about Yuan. Yuan has two jokes that are well received. Anyway, that pervert is No, no. I don’t think it’s about blowing up parents or hurt parents. but for their unwavering love. Don’t let others break up. When you play your parents with broken legs and feet, and you act very happily. Or parents fly to the sky and fall down. Ha ha ha ha ha. To be honest, as a human being, I can’t believe that when I was recording the show, I heard such words. Hahaha, how could it be possible? Your girlfriend cheated on you, and suddenly your dad says My leg is broken. What kind of logic is this? There was a popular saying on the internet before. and then tell him that your mom is dead. I didn’t expect to hear it. It’s terrifying. Okay, okay. let’s not go into this topic. Actually, we have digressed from the topic. Okay, okay. Let me announce. I now I can barely hear what you’re saying. I have tinnitus now. and my nose is running. and I’m thirsty and can’t eat. So that’s about it for today. Okay. Let’s learn from this experience. I hope we can be more courageous tomorrow. Okay. I have a meeting.