Zhao Lusi from Mars has experienced the most annoying thing！I Mars Intelligence Agency Season
I said, you said you can’t record. Aren’t you very good at it? You’re good at acting. Really. Who is it? Applause for Jiang Kun! Yeah, wow, wow, wow. Wow, Jiang Kun. Jiang Kun, Jiang Kun, Jiang Kun, Jiang. Hello, friends. I think I’m immersed in a very young world. please allow me, a retired old man in his seventies, to join your world, okay? Okay. 好 Yeah! Welcome, Mr. Jiang Kun. Teacher Jiang Kun is not only a comedian and host, but also the first variety show in China. Yes, Zhengda Variety Show. I believe many friends have watched it. The grand variety show Among them, there is World is Wonderful. It will be broadcast to you in the form of live puzzles. I am Jiang Kun, a host. He is written in our textbooks. You should know Yang Di best. Because Yang Di is now the king of variety shows. Oh, no, right? Teacher Zhang, I have a new identity now. Because there was a hot search during the recording the standard for whether you are doing well in the Chinese is whether you can meet Yang Di. So I am a trendsetter for variety shows. Yes, Teacher Jiang Kun. right now? Yes, ha ha ha. I have been recognized by Yang Di. Has JK seen our show before? I have seen it. So you still have an impression of everyone. For example, this person standing up here, Weiwei. Oh, right. Wow. Whoa they k hahaha. JK, hahaha, whoa they k, hahaha. Bula biu bula biu. Hahaha. Wow! This is Lucas. Many people have introduced him to me. but they didn’t introduce his surname. I thought his surname was Hu. Hulusi, hahaha. Ha ha ha. Okay. JK, I’ll call myself Hulu Si from now on. Hulusi. Ha ha ha. Zhao Lusi seems like she hasn’t been here until now. Zhao Lusi. Hahaha. Zhao Lusi is scratching her arm. Zhao Lusi was bitten by mosquitoes. Ha ha ha. She was bitten by mosquitoes while recording the show. How long has it been since you moved? Lulu Lulu, Zhao Lusi. I feel like I’ve been sitting here for so long. I’ve been broken down until now. I found that I haven’t changed at all in seven years. I haven’t changed at all in seven years. There are changes. Today you are telling jokes. Actually, Sister Xuefu and I are here to explain. I’d like to state that it’s definitely not funny. Uh, Yes, that’s right. Ha ha ha. It’s just an explanation. It’s definitely not funny. But it’s just a favor. so I can give you two points. Because it won’t be awkward at the end. Lu Ci, come on, come on. Hey, Quan Ge. I feel less pressure when I’m behind you. Ha ha ha, it’s funny, it’s funny, it’s funny. Who says it’s not funny? This is also funny. Next, I’ll continue. Okay, come on. you broke down. Actually, I rarely break down. Please take a seat. Thank you, Ruth. So next, I’m done, OK, OK, OK, ha ha ha. But you broke down on Mars, right? Yes. Because Mars was my first job. Before you were on Mars, you had never done any job before. That was my first job with the company I signed with. Wow, that’s not easy. It was my debut. I sat behind Teacher Xue at that time. Teacher Xue sat here. I sat behind him. Yes, yes, yes. Then I sat behind Brother Di from behind you. 哎 You sat behind those who had more camera time. Yeah, you didn’t expect that. because Mars Intelligence Agency is our company’s. Ha ha ha. I tell you. this thing is really amazing. I tell you. If it weren’t for Zhao Lusi, this company would have gone bankrupt. I tell you, Ha ha ha, I have a bold guess. What’s the speculation? Just now Lu Si said the two deputy directors sat in front of her respectively. The company wants to give Lu Si as many shots as possible, so you have more shots. Did you find out? You became deputy team leaders because of Lu Si. It’s possible. So we should thank Zhao Lusi for giving us the opportunity to speak. Lu Si has made two deputy directors popular. Lu Si, you sit here. Sit here, sit next to me. Ha ha ha. Oh my god. Ha ha ha. Because I also read the comments on the bullet screen. People asked who the girl behind Teacher Xue was. who didn’t talk. Why did she sit there? Ah. Because that was my first job. I was really nervous. I was too nervous. I was sitting behind. I didn’t dare to do that at that time. I was always nervous. like this. You know. So I really spent seven years just accompanying. And every time, Brother Han would encourage me to speak. Actually, I’m an introvert. and I’m hard to speak. So every time I’m called on, I feel very nervous and stressed. 因为 we have to insert ourselves in the gaps between all the senior agents’ speeches. to insert it. But if you don’t insert it, that part will be missed. It’s very difficult. And you can see how much pressure all the brothers and sisters are under. You know how scary it is to record on Mars. Ha ha ha. I really feel it. 是 I went to dinner the other day and you said you were going to Changsha. I said yes. I’m going to record Rocket Intelligence Bureau. You’re going to record Rocket Intelligence Bureau. Ha ha ha. But that time was almost over. Before the season started, Brother Han said, Lu Si, you must speak more. And then, I broke down when I was speaking that time. because I’m tearful. because I was too young. When I was nervous and had to speak, I wanted to cry. Oh, right. Let’s take a look together, shall we? Ah. Oh. Oh, Ruth is also raising her hand to speak. Then I thought, um, wait a minute. You dare to do that. I want to stand up. Why are you nervous? A little nervous. Don’t be nervous. Take a deep breath. Come on, take a deep breath. Because the director often gives me many opportunities, but many times, I didn’t seize the opportunity. It’s because I didn’t do well. Oh my god, so pretentious. Because I don’t often speak or say anything. So I feel like I haven’t contributed much to Mars I haven’t contributed much to Mars. But I just want to say something. I’m sorry. Oh. Because it was my first job, I didn’t do well. After crying, my elder brothers and sisters comforted me saying it’s okay. But after the show, someone told me that You said you couldn’t record? Aren’t you good at acting? Ah. I broke down. I was broken. Because I hadn’t acted before. I hadn’t acted in a play before. Because of this sentence, I went to act, ha ha ha. After hearing this, I said, okay, I’ll act in the future. Ha ha ha. This was a great encouragement. You’re good at acting. Ha ha ha. Yes. And that time, I really think of it now. I still get emotional. there is something that is your true feelings. But in people’s eyes, it’s still very close. Who said that? Of course it’s me. Lusi seems to cry when listening to songs, right? The Martian has come to this song. I especially like Teacher Xue’s song Mars People Come. It’s amazing, amazing, amazing. I think that song is very similar to the Martian’s Brave. I just don’t know why. I feel very excited when I listen to a song. So what do you mean by that? Do you want to sing it? Uh, I want to show off. Oh yeah. How to sing it? How to sing it? Uh. Once came. Stop, ha ha ha. Wait a minute. Oh, I knew it wasn’t. I don’t mean anything else. Good, good, good, good. Come on, Rosin. Don’t think I didn’t come out. The first sentence. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Okay, okay, okay. I’ve been practicing for a long time. Ha ha ha, get ready. Let me tell you. Wait a minute, let me say something first. This is temporarily added. because when I recorded on Mars before, I would play this song. So I played this song while I was doing my makeup today. Then my PD sister said, yeah. she said you can sing this. I said I could sing it. Then Cai Ge came. and he was shocked. I understand that Cai Ge was completely defeated. Ha ha ha. He said if it weren’t for your company, he wouldn’t want to sing. anything is fine. I’ll give you my life. Hey, come on, do it again. Okay, three, ah, two. Classmate, classmate. Ha ha ha. Like a drum. You just beat the rhythm. You didn’t even hit it. Can you coordinate yourself? Okay, how about this? I’ll sing the first part for him. I’m listening to the news. Erase it. Ha ha ha. What’s wrong with you? What’s going on? 哎 Aren’t you a singer? Is it really your song? Who wrote it? Is it your song? Refund, refund, refund. Refund, refund, refund. Actually, I want to say, can we start over? start over? Give me a chance. Oh, I see. I’m listening to the news. I really can’t find my da da da da da da da da da da. Wait, you need to teach me my song. Ha ha ha. Come on, come on, come on. Okay, okay. Watch the city’s silence with the fire burning. Oh. Oh, it’s okay. Wow, it’s so exciting. Seven years? Where? Wow, that’s amazing. I’m moved, moved, moved, moved. Really, really, really, really. It’s so touching and inspiring. Thanks to Ruth for being in front of me just now. Thank you for singing in front of the camera. Ha ha ha. Thank you, Lu Si. Ha ha ha. He has really grown up. Grown up, grown up. This thing needs to be divided into two parts. It’s not about how well he sang today, but his progress. Along the way, since the first episode, we saw that he really didn’t know anything. like a blank slate. to now dare to sing on stage, it’s really not easy. Applause for Lu Si, thank you. Great. Thank you, thank you. It’s not easy. I have succeeded. Zhao Lusi took this step. Next is Guo Xuefu. Wow, so much pressure. You’re under a lot of pressure. I’m under a lot of pressure. Come on, come on. Brother-in-law, brother-in-law. I’m coming. I’m here. Yes. Okay, I want to share a slice of toast with you. which makes me super sad. You mean toast? the kind of toast we usually eat? Yes, a slice of toast. Here’s the story. I was filming a drama and I had to wear a cheongsam in the play. but I found it was too tight in the middle. Oh, is it because it shrunk after washing? Ha ha. I just gained weight. Oh, it’s your own problem, sorry. Then the director told my agent at that time should I lose some weight? Anyway, the agent said I can’t eat so much in the future. I asked what else I could eat. He said I could only have one slice of toast. Okay. I could eat something else, but there was only one slice. with a roast chicken. Ha ha ha. 好 Anyway, that morning, it was around five or six o’clock, I had to start painting. When I was painting, I thought I had made mashed potatoes and and pumpkin puree. and I could eat them with the toast. Then I asked my assistant to bring me get me a slice of toast. Then he told me there was no toast. Ah? I said how could it be? I clearly saw half a loaf of bread last night. How could there be no toast? He said there was no toast. He insisted that there was no. I said, okay, then call my agent. Oh. I said Elsa, I could have eaten toast. just one slice of toast, right? Why didn’t he even give me a slice of toast? And then I was shocked today. He didn’t expect that I cried for a piece of toast. And so, later on, I was on WeChat today, my name is One Piece of Toast. Wait a minute. Has the storyteller finished his story? Almost. It’s an explanation. I’ve already told you in advance. Yes. I’m sorry, I wasn’t prepared. Ha ha ha, isn’t this story good? A slice of toast. Well, how about this? Do you have any other stories that are more boring than this? Chev Chev Chev Chev. Tell me another one that’s funnier. I don’t have any funny stories. I only know how to step.