Qi Wei said Zhao Lusi is not popular, Lusi said to get attention！I Mars Intelligence Agency Season
What broke me was that there was a boy behind me. Let’s say you are the boy behind me. I’m sitting in front of you. I’m busy. And I had long hair at that time, just like now. but now it’s fake you. Don’t pull too hard. It will fall off. What should I pull? Pull your hair. Yes. Boys liked to pull girls’ hair back then. Because he might like you. He wanted to get your attention. You think the same as me. Whenever a classmate did something to him, Does he like me? Ha ha ha, how narcissistic. But suddenly one day, he took out a lighter. Was it the kind of lighters that you eat? It was a big one, ha ha ha. You think the same as me. besides the smell of the lighter itself, there was a smell of burning hair. Ah. I quickly smoothed my hair forward I found a lump had already been burned here. It’s burnt. You know when girls’ hair is stuck here, Are you kidding me? If you don’t like me, that’s fine. There are so many people who might like me. How could you burn my hair? You just pull it up and brush it on the ground. Ha ha ha. Then a diamond ring fell out. Ha ha ha. After hearing so many questions, I just want to ask you seven a question. Has anyone really confessed to you? Yes. Yes. Li Chenxuan, oh my god. I have nothing to say. Let’s listen to the story of a real mother, shall we? Rich mom. Seoul. I’ll share one. There are many kinds of breaking down. You mentioned fear earlier, right? anger, Moved, moved, moved. Moved. And my breaking point is grievance. How to say? You know I’m good at being a slave, right? right? Do you know what modern people are afraid of? What? Medical check-up. Right? Scared? If you ask us, we will interrupt you. Be careful. It’s okay, just interrupt. Oh, I’ve found the rhythm. Amazing. Consort. Is there a mangosteen on your pants? Is it mangosteen? Or is it turkey? No, it’s blueberries. Is it a flower? You are so far off. Qi Wei, We interjected because of his story. we were listening. Fortunately, you didn’t listen to the other person’s story. Ha ha ha. Yi Bo. Because Fu Ma said he was ready. I’m testing him. He tested me. So you are afraid of physical examination. I’m afraid of physical examination. Ha ha ha. I went. We are usually busy with work, and work day and night. working like a slave. Yes. I thought I wouldn’t get any good results. I was a little scared, and my friend said, just go. You’ll know what will happen if you die or not. Ha ha ha, and then I went to lose weight. and I was shocked. Oh no. what’s wrong with my whole body? Nothing is good. The only abnormal indicator was my weight. Wow, it’s okay. But when I knew my body was so healthy, my heart felt a little unhealthy. Why? Because I feel wronged. I want to say that I am a worthless life. the more tired, the stronger. Ha ha ha. Why do you describe yourself like that? Then even the doctor was angry. How could that be? your life shouldn’t be like this. The doctor said yes. Ha ha ha. He asked me if I wanted to recheck. I said it’s not necessary. so I gave the chance to Lao Liu. The examination results made the doctor feel reasonable. What? There was nothing wrong with his body. I was just concerned about him. I asked him. I said you do nothing all day, leisurely, how did you get yourself into such a state? Ha ha ha. He said, now you know how tired I am. Ha ha ha, and then at that moment, I felt so wronged. I was broken. I’m so hardworking, but I’m so healthy. I’m so healthy. which makes me not seem so hardworking. So I should keep working hard and keep working hard. Yeah. Ah? Xiaofu, you just said something. You said there are various behaviors of breaking walls. Yes, some people make one or two people sad. Sometimes one person makes everyone sad. Broken room. Who? Song Dandan. Sister Dan. Oh, the laying rooster. Familiar? What did Sister Dan do? We attended a meeting together. It’s a network conference. There is a problem with the way people speak on the internet. they often use a lot of English words. They often say things like, we have a meeting today. and we all talk about something. talking about something. It’s probably something like this. Ha ha ha. Your vocabulary is really poor. Ha ha ha. They are talking about some terms, which are professional terms. I couldn’t understand. Today, our team we are studying ISP and ASP. Oh, after listening to it, my head is spinning. Because they are not part of our daily lives. I don’t understand. At this time, Dandan went up. She said that she only understood eighty percent I only understood eighty percent. Twenty percent of what you said was foreign language. I really don’t understand. Ha ha ha. We are engaged in art. I remembered a story. A family of mice wanted to go out, but a cat was at the entrance. so they didn’t dare to go out. Then an old mouse came out. It imitated a dog’s bark. Woof woof woof. The cat ran away immediately. After he brought the little mice out, he proudly told them that Look how important it is to learn a foreign language. Ha ha ha. Only I was laughing. Ha ha ha. How could it end? Dandan said there. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean foreign languages and dog barking are similar. I said, don’t explain. The more you explain, the worse it gets. I didn’t say you were dogs. I didn’t say you were barking like dogs. Ha ha ha. It made everyone burst into laughter. What does this belong to? When you tell others your own jokes, you actually have good intentions. It’s a joke. Yes, it’s a joke. but also make everyone laugh. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha, no. This is like risking your life for a joke. Ha ha ha. Oh, I also had a breakdown. You do too. It’s not me who broke down. I have a backing singer. He was very cute, and he was older. And his head was completely bald. I know who it is. Do you know who? Because we were familiar with each other, I just said, let’s call him Baldy. Let me tell you, it’s very interesting. like swimming, guitarist, and all kinds of things. or a dance teacher. or dance teachers, Then when he came in, he came in, he came in and his head was bald. It was so shiny, and we said, Brother Zhu is here. Swimming, he said, yeah. I’m here. The hotel managers even call me bro. This person must be amazing. He should be my boss. He was very arrogant and walked in. He was naked, He wore a pair of briefs. What to do, ha ha ha. Crazy. Put on a swimming suit. Wow, that’s right. Hey, here. Here he comes. and was about to jump into the water. He was stopped as he was walking. The staff stopped him. He just stopped him. excuse me, please wear a swimming cap. Why? Otherwise, he would dirty the water with his hair. I have no hair. They forced him to buy a swimming cap. All of us were trying to hold back our laughter. and jumped in. Ha ha ha, everyone. Everyone, Dapeng, buy me a swimming cap. He jumped in after putting it on. After Bia jumped, there were two splashes. the swimming cap slipped down. It couldn’t hold on. Then the one upstairs chirped. Ha ha ha. He climbed up to put on the swimming cap, Then Yongming and fell in. Then the whole audience burst into laughter. You know. the swimming cap kept falling off. He finally broke down and couldn’t stand it. In the end, he said he wouldn’t swim anymore. I won’t swim. You know what? You can recommend him to paint a swimming cap. Ha ha ha. waterproof. Actually, this is a good idea. I’ll tell him next time. Ha ha ha, actually, there are many breakdowns in life, but there are also many breakdowns at work. I believe that in this case, acquaintances have a lot to say. Will my story definitely not be cut? Sometimes, even in a very warm moment, can also be broken. I used to work in an advertising agency. I often worked overtime at night. Sometimes until late at night. I was cold and hungry. Every time I waited for the bus on the street, I saw a Wallace store with its lights on. Whenever I was cold and hungry, taking a bite of a delicious hamburger, you will feel very healing. So when I’m tired late at night, eating delicious food can be very satisfying. It’s like the bad state of myself it seems that you are suddenly taken care of. The price of a Wallace burger is ten yuan for three. At that time, we couldn’t finish three hamburgers. Young people would share orders with each other. Then we became dining companions. and became good friends. Then Wallace is like a safe haven for young people working outside. The affordable price can satisfy the urban night workers. Wow, I’m so touched. Thanks for Fu Shouer’s insertion. The implant of Fu Shouer even a casual remark feels touching. Ha ha ha. After the chat, it’s my turn. it’s my turn, Ao Quan. It’s finally my turn. Ahahahaha. Okay, here are my two Mars-breaking songs. There’s no sound effect. There is no sound effect. It’s awkward. Ha ha ha, let me try. I said, is there any? You say one. Next, let’s enter my two-part Mars room-breaking song. Oh. Light and sound effects. Let me try again. Let’s enter my two-part Mars live broadcast. Oh, the two-part Mars live broadcast. Ha ha ha. Still no. Group, hahaha. There’s something wrong. I can’t continue without the sound effect. It’s okay, I can talk. Okay, okay, let me tell you. I don’t think I’m likely to be broken. 哎 Why? I don’t seem to be easily moved. or feel wronged or sad. I wonder if I’m an emotionless person. Yes. Ha ha ha. Now, when I watch Xue Zhiqian alone, I don’t feel much. I’m a Yes, we are both men. Yes, ha ha ha. Until I did one thing. I found that I was frequently broken. Pingpingping. I’ve been breaking down since I finished recording Mars Five. I’ve developed a habit, after recording the fifth season of Mars, I would play Xue Zhiqian’s playlist while driving. Really? Once I was driving, and I was driving. and stopped at a red light. and then the traffic light turned red. just at that moment, the chorus of Xue Zhiqian’s Gentleman. Can I take you home? It might rain outside. Can I give you a hug? At that moment, Wow. All the faces of the fifth season agents the flashbacks of those faces came. The faces, ha ha ha. At that moment, I realized how much I love Mars. Do you know? how much I cared about the Mars Intelligence Agency. I drew a family portrait that year. all of us. I remember. That night, I sat in that restaurant and I drew all night. Xue Zhiqian invited me to eat crayfish all night. They were right next door. Yang Di laughed loudly over there eating crayfish, I didn’t go. He just stayed at home alone. Weiwei invited me again, but I didn’t go. I’m such an emotional person. I’ve been on Mars for three years. You’ve held several concerts, look. I was resting during those three years. Ha ha ha, can we get to the point? Okay, let’s get to the point. It’s not the point yet. One day, I was walking my dog in the park, and then suddenly a video call came. The director of The Martian called me. I picked it up. The director asked what I was doing in the park. I’m walking my dog. Do you know what he said? What is the Mars reboot? Do you have interest in doing live-streaming marketing? Ha ha ha. Cai Ge is so cruel. What’s wrong with you selling products? I do it every day. Ha ha ha. He sells children’s shoes. That’s not what I mean. Listen to me, I mean he waited for three years. the director of Mars called him and he felt wow, Mars is coming. He has this sense of anticipation. and let him sell products. Isn’t it cruel? Oh, I understand that you expect to shine on stage, and then keep falling. Tell stories that are handsome and funny. and then come back to see your faces. After the call, I took my dog and and my dog watched me cry all the way home. and watch myself. Ha ha ha, the dog just looked like this. Ha ha ha. For example, you two. are my dogs. Wait a minute. No one has asked me to keep a dog on Mars for so many years. Neither do I. Ha ha ha, one Tibetan mastiff, one dachshund, It’s clearly a corgi. You look like a corgi. Ha ha ha, okay, I’ll go back first. I cried all the way. But during the crying, I felt so touched. I’m really a person with feelings. Then, when I got home, I got home. my dog ignored me. The dog ignored me. Cross the river and abandon the dog. Then a month later, I saw a Weibo hot search. Mars Intelligence Agency is back strongly. Yes. It’s coming back. I saw you, you, you. you posted the official Weibo. Oh. I couldn’t stand it. I was at home at that time. I was devastated. I thought why didn’t they invite me to the show. They didn’t find you. They didn’t ask me at that time. Oh my god. I immediately sent a message to Joker Xue. I said, Xue Zhiqian, is the official announcement of the Mars Intelligence Bureau true? He said it was impossible. The Mars Intelligence Agency wouldn’t be fun without you. If you weren’t there, I would have joined them. I was really broken again. I was broken again. To tell you the truth, When we first posted on Weibo, right? we didn’t even think about recording it. We just used us for promotion to promote it first and then get sponsorship. Then later, we got sponsorship. Ha ha ha. It’s true. So I didn’t invite you. We’ll call you when we officially record. That’s right, so And it has no commercial value. I was really sad. I was really sad. When I saw you yesterday, I really felt like wow. I’ve waited for three years. I really missed you so much. Really, really. Wow. We are also looking forward to your return. Great! I will miss you in the future. JK brother, ha ha ha. Why do you miss JK? It’s just the first time we met. Look at my face. Ha ha ha. Let me tell you, Ao Quan really has this ability. He talked for a long time, But if you think about it, but he didn’t say anything. Ha ha ha. He really has this ability. But Ao Quan at least came out and talked. Yes. There is one who seems to have not been here at all. Zhao Lusi, Zhao Lusi, ha ha ha. Zhao Lusi is scratching her arm. Zhao Lusi was bitten by mosquitoes. Ha ha ha, she was bitten by mosquitoes while recording. How long has it been since you moved? Teacher Luo. I feel like I’ve been sitting here for so long. I’ve been broken down until now. I found that I haven’t changed at all in seven years. I haven’t changed at all in seven years. There are changes. Today you are telling jokes. Actually, Sister Xuefu and I are here to explain. I’d like to declare that absolutely not funny. Uh, Yes, that’s right. Ha ha ha. It’s just an explanation. It’s definitely not funny. but it’s a favor. so I can give you two points. so that it won’t be awkward in the end. Luzi, come on. Come on. Hey, Quan Ge. I’m behind you, and I feel less pressure. Ha ha ha, it’s funny, it’s funny, it’s funny. Who says it’s not funny? This is also funny. Okay, I’ll continue. Okay, come on. You broke me. Actually, I rarely break down. Please take a seat. Thank you, Ruth. So next, I’m done. OK, OK, OK, ha ha ha. But you broke down on Mars, right? Yes, because Mars was my first job. Before you were on Mars, you had never done any job before. That was my first job with the company I signed with. Wow, that’s not easy. It was my debut, right? I was sitting behind Teacher Xue at that time. Teacher Xue sat here. I sat behind him. Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Then I sat behind Brother Di from behind you. 哎 You sat in the back of those who had more camera time. Yes. You didn’t expect that, right? Because Mars Intelligence Agency is our company’s. Ha ha ha. Oh. I tell you. this thing is really amazing. I tell you. if it weren’t for Zhao Lusi, this company would have gone bankrupt. I tell you. Ha ha ha, I have a bold guess. What’s the guess? Just now, Lu Si said the two deputy directors sat in front of her respectively. The company wants to give Lu Si as many shots as possible, so you have more shots. Did you find it? Oh. You became deputy team leaders because of Lu Si. It’s possible. So we should thank Zhao Lusi for giving us the opportunity to speak. Lu Si has made two deputy directors popular. Lu Si, you sit here. Sit here next to me. Sit down. Ha ha ha. Oh my god. Ah. Because I also read the comments on the live stream. The bullet screen said who was the girl behind Teacher Xue. who didn’t speak. Why did she sit there? Ah. Because that was my first job. I was really nervous. I was too nervous. I was sitting behind. I didn’t dare to do that at that time. I was always nervous. like this. you know. So I really spent seven years just accompanying. Every time, Brother Han would encourage me to speak. Actually, I’m a shy person. and I’m hard to speak. So every time I’m called on, I feel very nervous and stressed. Because we have to insert ourselves in the gap between all the senior agents. to insert ourselves. But if you don’t insert it, the part will be over. It’s very difficult. And you can see how much pressure all the brothers and sisters are under. You know how scary it is to record on Mars. Ha ha ha. I really feel it. I went to dinner the other day, and I said you’re going to Changsha. I said yes. I’m going to record Rocket Intelligence Bureau. I was going to record Rocket Intelligence Bureau. Ha ha ha. But that time was almost over. Before the season started, Brother Han said, Lu Si, you must speak more. And then, I broke down when I was speaking that time. because I’m a crybaby. because I was too young. When I was nervous and had to speak, I wanted to cry. Oh, right. Let’s take a look together, shall we? Ah. Oh. Oh, Ruth is also raising her hand to speak. Then I thought, um, wait a minute. You dare to do that. Why does he want to stand up? I’m a little nervous. Don’t be nervous. Take a deep breath. Take a deep breath. Because the director often gives me many opportunities, but many times, I didn’t seize the opportunity. It’s just that I didn’t do well. Oh my god, so pretentious. Because I don’t often speak or say anything. So I feel like I haven’t contributed much to Mars I haven’t contributed much to Mars. But I just want to say something. I’m sorry. Oh. Because it was my first job, I didn’t do well. After crying, my elder brothers and sisters comforted me saying it’s okay. But after the show, someone told me that You said you couldn’t record? Aren’t you good at acting? I was broken at that moment. I was broken. Because I hadn’t acted before. I hadn’t acted before. Because of this sentence, you went to act, ha ha ha. After hearing this, I said, okay, I’ll act in the future. Ha ha ha. It was a great encouragement. You said I was good at acting, ha ha ha. Yes, and that time, I still get emotional when I think about it now. there is something that comes from your true feelings. but in people’s eyes, it’s still very intimate. Who said that? Who? Of course it’s me. Ha ha ha, Lu Si seems to cry when listening to songs, right? The Martian has come to this song. I especially like Teacher Xue’s song Mars Visitor. It’s amazing, amazing, amazing. I think that song is very similar to the Martian’s Brave. I just don’t know why, I feel very excited when I listen to this song. So what do you mean by that? Do you want to sing it? Uh, I want to show off. Oh yeah. How to sing it? How to sing? Ha ha ha. Once came. Wait a minute. Ah ha ha ha ha. Wait a minute. Oh, I knew it wasn’t waiting. I don’t mean anything else. It’s good, good, good, good. Come on, Rosan. Don’t think I haven’t been here. The first sentence. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Okay, okay, okay. I’ve practiced it for a long time. Ah. Ha ha ha, get ready. Let me tell you. Wait a minute, let me say something first. This is temporarily added. because when I recorded on Mars before, I would play this song. So I played this song while I was doing my makeup today. Then my PD sister said, yeah. she said you can sing this. I said I could sing it. Then Cai Ge came. Cai Ge was shocked. I understand that Cai Ge was completely shocked. Ha ha ha. He said, If it weren’t for your company, you could sing anything. I’ll give you my life. Hey, come on, do it again. Okay, three, ah, two. Oh, classmate, classmate. Ha ha ha, like a drum. Just beat the rhythm. You didn’t even hit it. Can you coordinate a little better? Okay, how about this? I’ll sing the first part and he’ll sing the second. Oh. I’m listening to the news. Erase it. What’s wrong with you? What’s wrong? Hey, aren’t you a singer? Are you sure it’s your song? Who wrote this? Is it your song? Refund, refund. Refund, refund, refund, refund. Actually, you said, can we start over? start over? Give me a chance. Oh, I know. I’m listening to the news. I really can’t find it. I’m tick tock tick tock, okay. Wait, you’re going to teach me my song? Ha ha ha, come on, come on, come on. OK. I’m listening to the news. Come on. Oh, oh, Reena. If the people at that time had eaten. Oh. Okay. Wow. Wow, it’s so exciting! Seven years. Where? Oh, it’s amazing. I’m so touched. Really, really, really, really. It’s so touching and inspiring. Thanks to Ruth for singing in front of me just now. Thanks for the camera. Ha ha ha. Thank you, Lu Si. Ha ha ha, really good. He has grown up. Grown up, grown up. This thing needs to be divided into two parts. It’s not about how well he sang today, but his progress. Along the way, since the first episode, we saw that he really didn’t know anything. like a blank slate. It’s not easy for him to dare to sing on stage now. Applause for Lu Si, thank you. Great. Thank you, thank you. It’s not easy. I’ve succeeded. Zhao Lusi took this step. Next is Guo Xuefu. Wow! So much pressure, so much pressure. They’re putting a lot of pressure on you. 我 I’m under a lot of pressure. Come on, come on. Xuefu, Xuefu, Xuefu. I’m coming. Xuefu, Xuefu, Xuefu. Okay, I want to share a slice of toast with you. which makes me sad. You mean toast? the kind of toast we usually eat? Yes, a slice of toast. Here’s the story. I was filming a drama and I had to wear a cheongsam in the play. But I found it was too tight in the middle. Oh, is it because it shrank after washing? Ha ha. I just gained weight. Oh, it’s your own problem, sorry. Then the director told my agent at that time should I lose some weight? Anyway, the agent said that I can’t eat so much in the future. I asked what else I could eat. He said, how about a slice of toast? and I can eat other things. But there was only one slice of toast. with a roast chicken. Ha ha ha. 好 Anyway, that morning, it was around five or six o’clock, I was about to start painting. When I was painting, I thought I had made mashed potatoes and and pumpkin puree. and I could eat it with toast. to eat with it. Then I asked my assistant to bring me to bring me a piece of toast. Then he told me there was no toast. Ah? I said how could it be? I clearly saw half a loaf of toast last night. How could there be no toast? He said there was no toast. He insisted that there was no. I said, okay, then call your agent. Oh. I said Elsa, I could have eaten toast. just one slice of toast, right? Why didn’t he even give me a slice of toast? Then I was shocked today. He didn’t expect I cried for a slice of toast. And so, later on, I was on WeChat today, my name is One Piece of Toast. Wait a minute. Has the storyteller finished his story? Almost. It’s an explanation. I’ve already told you in advance. Right? Yes. I’m sorry, I wasn’t prepared. Ha ha ha, isn’t my story good? A slice of toast. Well, how about this? Do you have any other stories that are more boring than this? Ha ha ha. Chev, Chev, Chev, Chev. Tell me another one that’s funnier. I don’t have any funny stories. I only know how to step on him. He blushed. He blushed. I have a story that makes me cry again. I suddenly remembered. Chevrolet, Chevrolet, Chevrolet, Chevrolet, Chevrolet. One day, during the acting class, in the acting class. the acting teacher said, you need to think about what makes you the saddest. A slice of toast. Ha ha ha. At that time, a slice of toast hadn’t appeared yet. Oh. Anyway, at that time, the teacher said imagine the most sad thing for you and you need to express it. Then I started to imagine what I could imagine what could make me sad. I suddenly felt sorry for myself. I thought I couldn’t eat. Does Joker Xue regret it? Oh, okay, no. Wait, he’s just setting up for what I’m going to say. And then? It’s not over yet. And then? And then? Then I cried. This is just a slice of toast I told it again in a different way. Why? It means crying when you can’t eat. Cry when you can’t eat. Xuefu, after all these years, You’re still the same Xuefu. Ha ha ha. I’m serious. I’m telling a story. Actually, when Xuefu was talking just now, I felt a little sad. Why? Because she said she is not a very funny person. You’re about to break down. He felt like he was about to break down. Ha ha ha, yes. Because Xuefu when he was telling the story about his toast. I was actually very touched. If you are forced to manage your figure, and he only has one slice of toast to eat, but he can’t eat it. I think it’s actually quite pitiful. Someone understands you. I’m so collapsed. After he said it, Everyone didn’t attack him because it wasn’t funny. Ha ha ha. I didn’t attack him. I didn’t attack him, I didn’t attack him. No, no, no, I didn’t attack him. He tried to interpret us maliciously. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha, no. What I mean is because he didn’t attack us. It’s to increase his memory point, yes yes yes. I just felt that, um, Xuefu seemed not funny, and I thought it was funny. It’s okay, it’s okay. I think Xuefu is funny. I think it’s funny too. You’re also attacking him maliciously. You’re not. Ahahahaha.