Zhao Lusi announced her retirement from the entertainment industry！I Mars Intelligence Agency Season
Wow, you flash so fast. It’s hard to greet you one by one. Your hands are shaking, please stabilize them. Yes, yes, yes. Lu Si, Wow, you look so beautiful. Oh. Today is the last recording of our Mars. Look, look, look. No one is asking you. You’re so arrogant even though no one’s bothering you. Wow, all your stockings are torn. Can you hear us, Lusi? Why? It’s better now. Got it. No, you still need to face the camera. We want to see people. Don’t look at the hairline. Ha ha ha. But there’s no sound when facing the camera. Ah, if you move away, there’s no sound, right? Yes. Oh. Look how scary it is. Ha ha ha. Ruth, today is your birthday, right? You’re going to hold a concert for your fans. the first performance in eight years. It’s not a concert. It’s a concert. It’s a fan meeting. It’s a fan meeting. I really wanted to come back for this episode, but I said, Cai Ge, you still let me record today. it’s a bit too much. Then Cai Ge said you could come back next season. So I’m looking forward to the next season. It’s the next season. When you come next season, it’s best to be here for the whole season, okay? Okay. Ruth, Then we’ll wait for you to come and meet us next season. Okay? Who? What? Ha ha ha. can you come and meet us in the next season? Okay. Then you can have a good birthday. Hurry up and prepare your birthday party. Bye bye bye. Happy birthday. Thank you, brothers and sisters. Bye bye bye. Wow, Lu Si called us brothers and sisters. I’m really touched. You cry when listening to songs, right? You’ve heard the song Mars People Have Come. I especially like Teacher Xue’s song Marsman. It’s amazing, amazing, amazing. I think that song is very similar to the Martian’s Brave. I just don’t know why I feel so excited when I listen to this song. So what do you mean by that? Do you want to sing it? Uh, I want to show off. Oh yeah. How to sing it? How to sing? Ha ha ha, I’m listening to English. He once came. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Oh, I knew it wasn’t that. I didn’t mean anything else. Good, good, good, good. Come on, Rosan. Don’t think I didn’t come out. The first sentence. Ha ha Okay, Ha ha Okay, okay, okay. I’ve practiced it for a long time. Ahahahaha. Get ready. Let me tell you. Wait a minute, let me say something first. This is temporarily added. Because when I recorded on Mars before, I would play this song. So I played this song while I was doing my makeup today. Then my PD sister said, yeah, she said you can sing this. I said I could sing it. Then Cai came. Cai was shocked. He understood that. Ha ha ha. He said, If it weren’t for your company, I wouldn’t want to sing. anything is fine. I’ll give you my life. Hey, come on, do it again. Okay, three. Two. Classmate, classmate. Ha ha ha. Like a drum. You just beat the rhythm. You didn’t hit it. Can you coordinate a little better? Okay, how about this? I’ll sing the first part and he’ll sing the second. Oh. I’m listening to the news. Oh, I’m listening to the news. What’s wrong with you? What’s going on? Erase it. Aren’t you a singer? Is it your song? Who wrote it? Is it your song? Refund, refund. Refund, refund. Refund, refund, refund. Let’s start over. start over? Give me a chance. Oh, I know. I’m listening to the news. I really can’t find it. My da Wait a minute. You have to teach me my song. Come on, come on, come on. Okay, okay. I’ve heard people say Wow. the street lights are on. the silence of the city. Oh. Oh. It’s okay. Wow, it’s amazing. It’s so exciting, seven years. Where? Oh, it’s great. touched, touched, touched, touched. Really, really, really, really. It’s both exciting and touching. Thanks to Ruth for singing in front of me just now. Thanks for the camera. Ha ha ha. Thank you, Ruth. Ha ha ha. He has really grown up. Grown up, grown up. This thing needs to be divided into two parts. It’s not about how well he sang today, but his progress. Along the way, since the first episode, we watched him. he was a blank slate. It’s not easy for him to dare to sing on stage now. Applause for Lu Si. Thank you, thank you, thank you. It’s not easy. I’ve succeeded. Zhao Lusi took this step. Next is Guo Xuefu. Wow, so much pressure. You’re under a lot of pressure. 我 I’m under a lot of pressure. Come on, come on. Xuefu, Xuefu, Xuefu. I’m coming, I’m coming. Yes. Okay, I want to share a slice of toast with you. which makes me super sad. You mean toast? the kind of toast we usually eat? Yes, a slice of toast. Here’s the story. I was filming a drama and I had to wear a cheongsam in the play. but I found it was too tight in the middle. Oh, is it because it shrank after washing? Yes. I just gained weight. Oh, it’s your own problem, sorry. Then the director told my agent that should I lose some weight? Anyway, my agent said I can’t eat so much in the future. I said what can I eat? He said that I could only have one slice of toast. I could eat other things with it, but only one slice. with a roast chicken. Ha ha ha. Okay. That morning, around five or six o’clock, I had to start painting. When I was painting, I thought I had made mashed potatoes and and pumpkin puree. and I could eat them with the toast. Then I asked my assistant I said, to bring me a slice of toast. Then he told me there was no toast. Ah? I said how could it be? I clearly saw half a loaf of toast last night. How could there be no toast? He said there was no toast. He insisted that there was no. I said, okay, then call your agent. Oh. I said Elsa, I could have had toast. just one slice of toast, right? Why didn’t he even give me a slice of toast? And then I was shocked today. You didn’t expect that I cried for a piece of toast. And so, later on, I was on WeChat today. my name is One Piece of Toast. Wait a minute. Has the storyteller finished his story? Almost. It’s an explanation. I’ve already told you, right? Yeah. I’m sorry, I wasn’t prepared. Ha ha ha, isn’t my story good? A slice of toast. Well, how about this? Do you have any other story that’s more boring than this? Ha ha ha. Chev Chev Chev Chev. Tell me another one that’s funnier. I don’t have any funny stories. I only know how to step on him. He blushed. He blushed. I have a story that makes me cry again. I suddenly remembered. Chev Chev Chev Chev Chev. One day, during the acting class, in the acting class. The acting teacher said, you need to think about what makes you the saddest. A slice of toast. Ha ha ha. At that time, a slice of toast hadn’t appeared yet. Anyway, at that time, the teacher said imagine the thing that makes you the saddest and you need to express it. Then I started I started to imagine What should I imagine? what could make me sad. I suddenly felt very pitiful for myself. I thought I couldn’t eat. Does Joker Xue regret it? Oh, okay, wait a minute. He just set the stage for what I’m about to say. And then? And then? It’s not over. It’s not over yet. And then? And then? and then I cried. This is just a slice of toast is just a repetition of the same story. Why didn’t it change? It means Just cry when you can’t eat. Cry when you can’t eat. Xuefu, after all these years, you’re still the same Xuefu. Ha ha ha. I’m serious. I’m telling a story. Actually, when Xuefu was talking just now, I felt a little sad. Why? because she said she is not a very funny person. You’re going to be upset. I feel like he’s about to break down. Ha ha ha, yes. Because Xuefu when he was telling the story about his toast. I was actually very touched after hearing it. If you are forced to manage your figure, and he only has one slice of toast to eat, but not allowed to eat it. I think it’s actually quite pitiful. Someone understands you. It’s so frustrating. After he told us, everyone didn’t attack him for not being funny. Ha ha ha, I didn’t attack him. I didn’t attack him, I didn’t attack him. No, no, no, I’m not attacking him. He wanted to interpret us maliciously. Ha ha ha. No, I mean because he didn’t attack us, It’s to increase his memory point. Yes, yes, yes, I just felt that, um, Xuefu seems to be not funny because of this thing. I’m fine, I’m fine, it’s okay. I think Xuefu is very funny. I think it’s funny too. You’re also attacking him maliciously. No. Ha ha ha, then I’ll share a story of mine. Yes. So when you usually talk, do you always speak so slowly? Yes, what’s wrong? Nothing. You dare not do anything. You’re angry. You’re angry. You broke down so quickly. Ha ha ha. Actually, on the internet, someone has given me a nickname. called the Light of the Throat. What does it mean? It means mocking my voice is too sharp. Because I sing. No. One day, my mom saw this and felt sorry for me, and called me on video. She said, daughter, daughter, where did you get the award of the voice of the throat? She thought it was some kind of Golden Rooster Award. Ha ha ha. She said she couldn’t find it anywhere on the internet. which awards ceremony it was. I said, Mom, it’s just a nickname. and it was a bad name. Then my mom was silent for a few seconds and said, Then I’ll comfort you. It’s okay. maybe you can endorse Chicken Throat Treasure in the future. Ha ha ha. Was this comfort from mom really appropriate? Mom’s comfort was quite witty. And I said, Mom, why did you do that? When you lost your temper, you were already angry. You are my mom. how could you be like this? Ha ha ha. I tell you, he was chatting with his mom, A topic can last for a whole day, ha ha ha. Then mom said, hum, You didn’t get my joke, did you? Mom is so trendy. Mom is throwing out jokes. Mom is throwing a joke. Hey. You didn’t get my joke, did you? But when you sing, do you really have a high-pitched voice? It’s very high-pitched. Because I sing high notes more often. How high? What kind of singing do you know? Do you have any songs that are relatively high-pitched? Qinghai-Tibet Plateau is okay. I’ve been waiting for this song. I’ve been waiting for this. Please, please. One, two, three. Higher, higher, higher, higher, higher. I’ll give you a name. Yes. He wants to register. Zhang Yanqi. Zhang Yanqi, Wow, he has a big temper. That was the right sound just now. Don’t sing. Zhang Yanqi is right. Ha ha ha, come on, come on, come on, come on. Three two one go. That’s okay, no need to sing. Ha ha ha, refuse to participate. This time, I’m really really broken. We broke down, ha ha ha. Don’t be afraid. I’ve sung so many times on this stage. Let me tell you. Are you just singing on this stage? Yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya. Yes, I haven’t really broken down on other stages. No, you’ve sung it at your concert. Oh, I broke down. You broke down. Ha ha ha. You’re exposing my weakness at such a young age. Ha ha ha. You try a high note that exceeds your limit. It’s okay. The limit, the limit. Okay, yeah. Okay. Awesome, awesome. Good stuff. Okay, next. Joker Xue, Joker Xue, come. Now. Teacher Xue. Get ready to listen to the chicken throat. Yeah. Xue Zhiqian. Ha ha ha. Wait a minute. What’s wrong? This is the key of girls. Ha ha ha. What is this? Ha ha ha. Let me tell you one. You’re also broken. You do one too. Oh, come on. This one. Because just now, I heard everyone tell these heartbreaking stories, I was wondering what my own sad story was. I thought I had a story that made me sad. But in the end, I still told a story that broke my heart. Broken, broken, broken. That broken room. Remember, I went to Tianjin I brought many media from Beijing to interview in Tianjin. to interview the crosstalk theater. There were many audience members, but basically they were all old people. After I went in, they finally said welcome Jiang Kun to give a speech. When I went up, I first greeted everyone. I said, everyone, uncles and grandpas, hello. You are all fans of Qu Yi. I just started talking, an old man shouted, don’t talk. You’re doing cross-talk. aren’t you giving me any face? I said I’m not talking. I’m not talking. I’m not talking, I’m not talking. my own experience in Tianjin. I just said this, someone shouted again. Don’t talk about new, talk about old. Oh. Because this small place is specialized in traditional crosstalk. I got it. In Tianjin, there is an unwritten rule. if we comedians come here, we must pass the test of Tianjin audience. If Tianjin audience doesn’t recognize you, you will never become a real crosstalk actor. Oh. Then someone shouted again. Can you guess the jokes? That’s about the Geography Map. It’s all about Guan Kou. old jokes. Oh, I’m so worried. I’ve encountered the biggest problem. His words hit my sore spot. I am a disciple of Mr. Ma Ji. Ma Ji was Hou Baolin’s apprentice. Our school we basically tell new cross-talk. and we basically don’t do Guankou. I got it. Oh, my head was like What should I do? I thought I was doomed today. What to do? I calmed down a little bit. I said, Uncles and grandpas, aunties, I said I haven’t performed these. but that doesn’t mean I can’t. I’ll perform a difficult one from Eight Fans Screen. The Fool is about the story of Xiang Yu. Well, let me tell you. At that time, my heart was a little bit of adrenaline deficiency. and my stomach was cramping. and I couldn’t breathe. And then I was very I was so scared that I trembled. I thought, oh, Jiang Kun, you must remember that you must not hit the board. you must not. Can you remember? You haven’t spoken for more than ten years. Oh my god. I calmed down and thought I remembered that Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, which means two pupils. With eight thousand followers, he conquered everything, and invincible. It was all because at the Hongmen Banquet, when Liu Bang returned to Xiang Yu. Xiang Bo and Xiang Zhuang drew their swords and broke in. he danced with swords in front of the table. Thanks to the general Fan Kuai who rescued him. Liu Bang lost his fighting spirit. Han Xin became the general, Ming Xiu Plank Road, An Du Chen Cang, Qishisan Guan, Jiu Li Mountain, Shi Mian Mai Fu, which trapped the Overlord. Bawang lost the battle. Seeing the Wujiang River ahead, and Han Xin’s pursuers were catching up. He looked up and saw a small boat in the river. Bawang nodded and called out Yu Jia. Jiang Gong crossed safely. and gave him some silver. Yu Jia said you were tall, strong, and had a spear. Master, master. The spear and horse are hard to cross people. What’s so difficult? Yu Jia, Jiang Gong crossed safely. He crossed the river again. Yu’s archers said, Listen up, he put guns on the boat, and the horses were pulled to the boat. He spread the rope, about dozens of feet. Yu’s archers said, Listen to me. I’m not a fisherman. I am a general under Marshal Han. I’m here to steal your guns and horses. Seeing that you are the marshal, no army or horses, alone. you will fall into the hands of Marshal Han. The Overlord heard, stomping his feet and beating his chest. He regretted not listening to his father-in-law Fan Zeng. Today, I have suffered this defeat. How can I face the people of Jiangdong? It seems that I am a fool. Woohoo. Wuwuwu. So amazing! JK JK JK JK JK JK JK. After a story was told, an old man was about to stand up and applaud, but was held down by another old man. Why did he hold him down? Don’t applaud, Yang Kun knows you’re not acting. Look, he said he knew we weren’t acting. He did it on purpose. Just to test you. You passed. Applause. Everyone applauded. Look. The next day, a small newspaper in Tianjin wrote that Jiang Kun passed the exam in Tianjin. Wow, that’s scary. I thought if I broke down, I would have been completely finished. I was slightly shocked at that time. Although I didn’t have enough adrenaline, I still held on. But with strength, not afraid of being broken, right? 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