Liu Yaowen passed the interview by virtue of his good looks! #thisismyadventure #liuyaowen #tnt时代少年团
Because we are the best Internet company. We are very, very good. not the most awesome. We will become the best after we come. Ha ha ha. Because I made my fortune from the Internet. Qiang people’s whistle. So, I know very well how the internet works. Ah. I see a noble person who has been marked for support. Xie Na who was discriminated against by the organizer and fought for her. No matter how you check my information, there will always be this personal experience. My noble person is here. No, no. I am a bronze mirror in the sky. Using copper as a mirror, to correct one’s appearance. using history to know the rise and fall, and people as a mirror to know gains and losses. So in the company, I have even figured out my position. I can be a human resources manager. because I can distinguish which project each person should be responsible for. I will show you how I judge this person what occupation he should engage in in the company. a way. Well, after all, I am a mirror in the sky. When you see a person walking like this, you probably know what kind of position he holds in the company. Dong dong dong. Deng deng deng deng deng. It’s not big at all. Keep going. Deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng. The scene is getting hotter. Keep going. Deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng deng. Thank you, boss. Boss. After watching this, you will succeed in everything. Boss, please accept him. I can’t stand it. After I finished the whole performance, you all look like this. Ha ha. What do you think? Well, I won’t say. It’s too bad. 综艺滑铁卢. Ha ha ha. Ding ding ding. It combines the current trends. How about it? I told you I would make it awkward. What do you mean by S? I didn’t delete it. Ha ha ha. Uh. Uh, it’s broken. I didn’t delete a page. Oh no, come on, add z, come on, add z. Hello, boss. I think the style just now doesn’t fit the theme of dopamine in our company. This Kingsoft Office This Kingsoft Office is It’s a company I applied for a job before. It’s over. I am an Ha ha ha. I am an artificial destroyer. We can destroy it manually. We can destroy it as much as you want. Ding dong ding dong. You slowly, it will be very broken soon. We also have a copy skill. Change, change, change, change, change. Wow, how did it come out? The boss wants another one. I want one too. Don’t waste paper, right? You can call me Baobao. Hug, hug, hug. Bear hug. Shi Dai Zhang Jun qq.com Shi Dai Zhang Jun is the company I opened last time. Wow. I’m like a pauper now. I’m penniless. It’s quite abstract, hahaha. Before I came to the human world, I was in the cultivation university of our demon world. Why did you choose our company instead of others? Because you are awesome. You are awesome. and do great things. Ha ha ha. If we go out to entertain clients, and then? I signal you to help me drink less. First, I won’t drink for you. Ha ha ha. But maybe the company will go bankrupt tomorrow. This is the only deal that can solve the company’s financial problems. Then maybe I won’t stay here. Ha ha ha. Do you have any compensatory leave? Yes. Yes. If the company needs you to leave your phone, That’s not possible. My phone is mainly for contacting my family. I can’t. But maybe after you finish this project, you can be promoted to the vice president of the company. You can give up your phone. How much is the fund for this project? Give employees a seven-day vacation first. and then give bonuses. That’s great. We’ll give employees a seven-day vacation and bonuses. The company will go bankrupt. Just get your phone back. It’s none of my business, boss. The boss wants to choose someone with ability. How many years are you willing to work for the company? Um. What’s the question, boss? Oh, okay. Okay, Master of Disappearance. Next one. I’ll do it. Alas. Wow. Hello, boss. Let me start with a self-introduction. Liu Awen, Here comes the genius. Oh, wow. When I think about the months that I could knock it out of bed, I open half a cent. He’s so narcissistic. I can’t stand it. I can’t watch this kind of thing. It’s too embarrassing. Look at him standing there proudly. Oh, ha ha ha. Enjoy it. Hello, boss. I’m this little yellow dragon. and I just want to experience life. I think I have to work hard adapt to society, and create value for myself. So I came to experience life. Okay, because I just watched your video introduction. Do you think you are the most handsome among all the interviewees? the most handsome? Uh. Wow, this question. I don’t agree. but probably. Ha ha ha. Yao Wen, don’t lose face. This is the true sense of belief. If you rate your appearance and intelligence, how many points would you give yourself? Ha ha ha. I usually give myself ninety-nine for looks. and one point for intelligence. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Oh, Ha ha ha. I can still leave one point. I’m not far away. I’m here to be the face. Oh no, I’ll be a receptionist. I’m the best for security guard. Front desk and security guard. Can we not hire this employee? Ha ha ha. No, boss, you know I’m a happy person. I’m happy wherever I go. I didn’t see it. Ha ha ha, the boss almost cried when talking to you. You said you are a joy to be around. The boss has just been was conquered by my charm. Conquered, right? Ha ha ha. His confidence is amazing. He’s too confident. He is too confident. Here, Na. Here again. Hello, boss, hello, secretary. He’s using this trick to greet first. Hello, opponents. Oh, my. This intelligence is only two points, ha ha ha. Resume, name Nana. I’m versatile, but not as good as a leader. I’m not afraid of pressure. I’m like a spring. the stronger I get. Ha ha ha. The second iron furnace is coming. I love learning. I’m versatile. Next, I will rap my job hunting song for the leader. Please help me with the beatbox. Duang duang duang. Let’s go. Okay. Yo, yo, yo. Listen to me, your company is my dream. I check the official website every day. I send my resume until my hand hurts. I meet all the requirements. I’m fully skilled and never relax. Please HR take a look at me. I am your little hero. The company culture is so charming. and the team atmosphere is amazing. I adore innovative ideas. I’m full. I agree with future development. I’m Even if the salary is a little lower, I’m willing to move forward. I just want to follow you. Di Ge, you have already learned it, right? The part you just said. As long as I can join your company, I’m willing to be a lively person every day. Dongda hahaha Dangdangdangdangdangdang. Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong. Boss, excellent company top-notch team, and join forces and go to a new world together. Thank you. C position debut, C position debut. No no no. Okay, if the company is going to go bankrupt tomorrow, and you are the general manager of the company, what would you do? I will sink with the company. and sink together. Sinking, sinking, sinking, ha ha ha. It’s not necessary. Can you work harder? Oh, thank you. Thank you. The last one. Is it Teacher Tang? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. This aura. Retain, retain. Wow. I want to hand in my resume. I just heard from them that that you have a preliminary understanding of you have a preliminary understanding. so I won’t talk about it. and you know who I am. I just want to talk about fate today. Because you are the best fate. Right, I am a Taurus, the most awesome network. Oh, this is fate. a match made in heaven. Ha ha ha. Second, if you are Liu Bei, I am Zhuge Liang. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. I am a commoner, I worked as a farmer in Nanyang. I just want to survive in troubled times. I didn’t seek to be famous among the princes. The late emperor didn’t think I was mean, and came to me. He visited me three times in my thatched cottage. and asked me about current affairs. I was deeply moved. I promised to serve the late emperor. Later, the state was in chaos. I was appointed in the midst of defeat, and I was entrusted with a difficult mission. It’s been twenty-one years since then. Before them, we have been here for twenty-one years. Okay. If you are Liu E, I am Prime Minister Zhuge. Yes. The late emperor knew I was cautious, so he entrusted me with a great task before his death. Since I received the order, I worry day and night. for fear of failure to lose the trust of the late emperor. So I crossed the Luchu River in May, and went deep into the uncultivated land. Now the south has been pacified, and sufficient weapons and armour. I will lead the army to conquer the Central Plains. to conquer Nu Dun, to eliminate the treacherous. to restore the Han Dynasty and return to the old capital. This is my duty to repay the late emperor and serve you. Okay. So our cooperation should be a matter of gratitude. a story for ages. Okay, okay, this is amazing. Teacher Tang, how many years are you willing to work for the company? It depends on what the company wants to do. and whether we get along. Do you think Liu Bei and Liu Gongzi were paid? Well, he is for the common cause. and they have common goals. Yes. Common goals. and a trust. Yes. I also want to remind you. don’t listen to him. He will pay you for ten thousand years. two point three million years. You should know that One of them once said that zero tolerance for not paying salaries. Ahahahaha. zero tolerance. I really hope that everyone can get paid at time zero. Ha ha ha. How do you view this issue? I’m a fairy. so we can discuss the material things. Oh. That means you can work without salary. It’s impossible. Zero tolerance. Reasonable cooperation. But considering your age, I’m more worried. If our company has extreme overtime requirements, how would you handle it? For overtime needs, Do we have labor laws? Eight-hour workday. It’s not illegal. Reasonable is the best. Wow, amazing. Ha ha ha. Thank you, thank you. Wow, it’s wonderful. Wonderful, wonderful. Experience is the best teacher. Now you can choose directly. Uh, Teacher Yu, What do you think you will be rated as? M five or M six. around M five. M five. Oh, that’s good. I’m just in the middle. It’s good, neither at the bottom nor at the top. nor the top. Based on your mentality, I’ll rate you as M eight. Okay, okay. I accept. Well, in that case, Then I’ll be M five or M six. M five. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Sir, I have specialties, principles and bottom lines. M seven. Wow. So fast. M seven directly. Yes, we are so wronged. I thought M five could do a medium-range. Then I’ll be M four five six. M six, thank you boss. because I was well prepared. Based on your hard work and talent, I’ll rate you M seven. Oh, thank you. Sister Na, I believe you will give me a satisfactory position. M one, ha ha ha. We said it simultaneously. To be honest, I really want M nine, but I can’t surpass Teacher Tang. I don’t think it’s good. M nine is more suitable. It proves that we respect women very much. Wow! I’ll give you M nine, and I hope you can I hope you can lead everyone create a better company atmosphere. Don’t worry, everyone. I will make sure everyone eats and drinks happily every day. Leader, leader, leader, leader. The rating quota has ended. and the rest are M one two three four. Ah? What? What? Leader, I don’t ask for much. I just need an M three. I want an M two. I’m allergic to seafood. I never goof off. Ha ha ha. Leader, I am Liu Yaowen. I don’t agree to give myself M one. M four, hahaha. Leader, you’ve been fooled by him. We need this courage. MUS is so alive. It’s so alive. Ha ha ha. Leader, you don’t want to give me M one. You’re going the wrong way. I want M three and M one. I don’t want M two, I don’t want M two. I don’t want M one, I want M zero. You’re MVP. M one, M one. We add up to M8, M1, what’s the punishment? None. Let’s distribute office supplies according to the rating. So, for M nine, I will lead you to our workstations. Let’s go.